By: Abbigail Lefler

Premise/Dramatic Question: Will the rap battle be successful despite the other rapper's negativity?

PROPS/COSTUMES: Two rapper costumes, two fake mics, one referee or nice outfit

A/V: Freestylerao beat, cheers audio

CAST:

REFEREE/ANNOUNCER (2) -

MICKEY MULHALAND (10) -

MC STEVE (8) -

Are you ready for the rap battle regional championships!!!

Today we have Mickey Mulhaland, vs MC Steve.

Round starts with Mickey Mulhaland: ready, set, rap!

You're cheap plastic, I'm 24 karat,

I'm too dang handsome, it's my cross, I bear it,

I fight dirty, I'll win at any cost,

And once I started spitting, you already lost!

Okay fool, I'm MC Steve,

That name sounds boring and naive,

You think you'll win with trickery?

Okay! But first, put me out of my misery.

Uh...dude, you just dissed yourself! Are you even taking this seriously?

I'm so sorry, i promise i'm taking this seriously, just sniff I kinda been through some stuff man,

and I think it may have messed up my self esteem and...

Ok Ok just- keep it together.

I'll try!

I am like a mountain, my rhymes are peak,

Your rhymes can only be described as weak,

I've got all the ladies, you can call me cupid,

When it comes to intelligence, you seem pretty...Okay.

Say not sad things

You can say I'm really chillaxed

Because im really tired

You could say that I'm on fire

Because I got fired

I accidentally fried google's servers with my tears

Now I'll be crying for several more years

DUDE!

I'm so sorry sob I'm ruining everything sniff I'll just get all my raps out of the way right now so you can win your trophy-

NOO!

When I became a rapper, I asked my wife to endorse me-

Instead she served me papers and tried to divorce me.

If I said i'm fine i'd be a liar,

Today my pet dog caught on fire,

My confidence is sinking like the titanic,

My eyes are sparkling with tears of panic,

I told this to my therapist on the phone,

He hung up on me after saying "get a backbone,"

My parents told me that my future's shut

And on top of all of that I have a paper cut

Ok, I think we have a distinct winner here-

Hold on, wait. Sigh I have to do this.

MC Steve, I know you're feeling down,

But you've got to get your feet back on the ground,

You took a chance to do something you love,

You're part of the legacy of the rappers up above,

I know you're suffering from all the haters

But you'll be back like Arnold Schwarzenegger

If you can get through this you'll be a star

So go ahead, show us your stuff, drop some bars

Mickey you've given me a new attitude

And for that I'm full of so much gratitude

I've gotta say Mulhuland, I think you're really great!

Yeah same dog, I think you'd make a great mate!

As cool as ice-

As fly as a starship-

This is the start of a legendary friendship!

Well. I still don't change my previous statement that it's obvious who should win this competition.

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing our first two-split winners of the rap battle regional championships!!!